(Por)trait Revealed - Styrofoam-laden fridges, physically evident anorexia -- you are what you eat, but also as you photograph. This portrait exhibit proves both truths in one fell swoop.
opening reception: 6-8pm, free. RayKo Photo Center, 428 Third St., SF. (415) 495-3773, www.raykophoto.com

Passenger and Pilot - Sit a spell in the atmospheric antique ambiance of this community store-space whilst a lineup of folksy whorlers takes you for a ride.
feat. Spirits of the Red City and Silva. 8-11:30pm, $8. Viracocha, 998 Valencia, Oak. (415) 374-7048, www.viracochasf.com

Taiko Drum Concert - Ditch the desk and take your paper sack to the open air -- and the reverberating beats of Emeryville Taiko, presented by the Japanese consulate.
12:30-1:30pm, free. Yerba Buena Gardens, Mission and Third Street, SF. (415) 543 1718, www.ybgf.org

Tequila tasting - PBS cooking show host Joanne Weir plies you with fine tequila and mocks you cuttingly when you insist on lime and salt "training wheels."
6-7pm, $5. Omnivore Books, 3885 Cesar Chavez, SF. (415) 282-4712, www.omnivorebooks.comm

ODC Summer Sampler - Yes yes yes we know, video games and MTV. Whatever the professed cause of your ADD, this quick pirouette through the dance company's hits will keep your attention set, and your appetites sated -- wine and munchies provided.
(also Sat/31) 6:30pm, $20. ODC Dance Commons, Studio B, 351 Shotwell, SF. (415) 863-6606, www.odcdance.org

Some Thing - Juanita MORE and all of SF's most lovely ladies of drag get alterna-wierd and theatrical at this buzzy variety show (it's what they like to do).
10pm, $5. The Stud, 399 Ninth St., SF. (415) 863-6623, www.facebook.com

Renegade Craft Fair - Bring your twee-theart down for aisles and aisle of handmade crafts so precious she'll swear she "could have made that" herself. Sure honey, sure.
(also Sun/1) 11am-7pm, free. Fort Mason, SF. (773) 227-2707, www.renegadecraft.com

Midnites for Maniacs - Maniacal machos times four! This week, the series gets beefcake with Nighthawks, Bloodsport, Big Trouble in Little China, and They Live.
2, 4:15, 6:30, 9:30pm, $13 for all four movies. Castro Theatre, 429 Castro, SF. (415) 621-6120, www.castrotheatre.com

Tartufi - A aural layercake straight outta the mean SF streets -- you'll swear they must be genuises, or at least octopi skilled with the loop machine.
feat. Silian Rail and Honeycomb. 8pm, $10. Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell, SF. (415) 861-2011, www.rickshawstop.com

Meklit Hadero - It's been a strong year for this classic SF free fest -- let's hope East African via sweet-voiced Mission muse Hadero keeps the ravine's streak alive.
feat. Rickie Lee Jones. 2pm, free. Stern Grove, 19th Ave. and Sloat, SF. (415) 252-6252. www.sterngrove.org

Hot Tub Time Machine - Say what you will, but any flick that imparts the blue print to manipulation of the space-time continuum is well worth the comedic flailings of this male comic quartet.
8pm, free. The Independent, 628 Divisadero, SF. (415) 771-1421, www.independentsf.com

Quiet Lighting Reading Series - Why stay at home and read when you can hear willing volunteers do it for you, adjacent to a bar that will sell you booze no less!
7pm, check website for prices. Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell, SF. (415) 861-2011, www.qlightning.wordpress.com

MacHomer - Ric Miller takes on the voices of over 50 Simpsons characters in this Bard rendition, custom-made to pull city dwellers out to Orinda.
(through Sat/7) 7:30pm, $30-40. California Shakespeare Theater, 100 Gateway, SF. (510) 548-9666, www.calshakes.org

Cinematic Titanic - Joel and the rest of the gang from cult classic TV riff, Mystery Science Theater 3000 are back to battling D-list sci-fi flops -- this time live onstage.
8pm, $25-30. Castro Theatre, 429 Castro, SF. (415) 621-6120, www.castrotheatre.com